Bouygues Telecom's 'What have we got?' campaign by BETC Paris launched in France in July 2023, using crime-procedural parody to dramatise everyday digital
Bouygues Telecom Turns Digital Dread Into a Crime Show
Bouygues Telecom's 'What have we got?' is a 2023 French advertising platform that uses crime-procedural parody to position the brand's connectivity and device-security solutions as urgent, expert responses to the digital disruptions that increasingly define everyday life in France.
Launched in July 2023 and first broadcast on 25 June 2023 with a Bbox Fibre WiFi 6E execution, according to Corporate Bouyguestelecom, the campaign introduces a fictional three-person task force called the Force d'Intervention Bouygues Telecom — the F.I.B. — whose members arrive at scenes of digital crisis with the procedural gravity of television detectives. The format is a deliberate parody of the crime-show genre, a staple of French broadcast viewing, repurposed to dramatise the very real anxiety that surrounds network failures, laggy WiFi, broken smartphones and compromised laptops.
The campaign was created by BETC Paris and is designed as a year-round advertising platform, meaning it is built to support every Bouygues Telecom product communication throughout the calendar rather than function as a single-flight spot. Two films were released at launch: one centred on the Bbox Fibre WiFi 6E box and one addressing smartphone security solutions. Both were directed by Vincent Lobelle and produced by Iconoclast. The platform sits within Bouygues Telecom's broader brand positioning, 'On est fait pour être ensemble' — 'We are made to be together' — which was first established in January 2020, per corporate.bouyguestelecom.fr, and which roots the brand's identity in the relationships that digital connectivity makes possible across France.
Bouygues Telecom operates in one of Europe's most competitive telecommunications markets. In France, the retail-service market features intense rivalry among four major network operators, according to arcep.fr, with Orange, SFR and Iliad's Free Mobile representing the principal competitive pressure that Bouygues Telecom navigates in both mobile and fixed broadband. Against that backdrop, differentiation through brand personality rather than tariff alone becomes a strategic necessity.
The insight driving 'What have we got?' is direct. Digital connectivity has shifted from convenience to infrastructure. As the brief articulates, maintaining relationships, sharing memories, working remotely, studying and consuming entertainment are now activities so dependent on network quality that a single connectivity failure registers not as a minor inconvenience but as a genuine crisis. BETC Paris translated that tension into creative strategy by acknowledging the drama openly rather than minimising it, and then releasing that tension through comedy rooted in a recognisable cultural format — the crime procedural — that French audiences know and watch. According to arcep.fr, France's fixed and mobile infrastructure continues to expand, with 5G rollout creating both commercial opportunity and rising consumer expectation around network reliability. Bouygues Telecom's decision to foreground its 4G and 5G network quality and its device-security credentials within a humorous, high-watchability format is a calculated answer to that expectation. The crime-show parody also allows the brand to demonstrate technical competence — the F.I.B. task force diagnoses and resolves each digital problem — without resorting to the functional demonstration formats that competitors such as Orange and SFR have historically favoured in French advertising. Levity becomes proof of confidence. The platform's modular structure, designed to accommodate multiple product categories across an entire year, further reflects a strategic ambition to make the F.I.B. device a recurring, recognisable brand asset rather than a one-campaign flourish.
The creative execution of 'What have we got?' depends entirely on the precision of its genre parody. Director Vincent Lobelle, working through production company Iconoclast, applies the visual and tonal grammar of French and American crime procedurals — low angles, purposeful staging, urgent cross-cutting, deadpan performances — to domestic scenes of connectivity failure. The gap between the gravity of the form and the mundanity of the subject is where the comedy lives, and Lobelle's direction maintains that gap with discipline across both launch films.
The campaign was created at BETC Paris under Chief Creative Officer Stéphane Xiberras and Executive Creative Director Olivier Aumard. Art direction was led by Aurélie Scalabre, with copywriting by Olivier Mille. Junior creative contributions came from Art Director Valentin Gourmel and Junior Copywriter Léo Rodriguez. Strategic planning was handled by Claire Bayet, and the production was overseen on the agency side by Creative Producer Sébastien Lintingre. Sound was delivered by GUM.
The fictional Force d'Intervention Bouygues Telecom is constructed as a three-person ensemble, a format borrowed directly from procedural television, where specialist roles within an investigative unit provide both narrative structure and a mechanism for product explanation. Each team member can be deployed in future executions to address different product categories, giving the creative platform genuine scalability. The two launch films — one for Bbox Fibre WiFi 6E and one for smartphone security — establish the unit's register and visual world, allowing subsequent work across France to introduce new digital problems without rebuilding the premise. The Iconoclast production house, one of France's most recognised film-production companies for advertising and music video work, brings a level of cinematic finish that reinforces the genre commitment rather than undermining it with visible budget constraints.
No independently verified campaign-performance data for 'What have we got?' — including reach figures, brand-recall scores or commercial impact metrics — is publicly available at the time of publication. Assessment therefore rests on structural and contextual analysis.
The platform's architecture is its most legible indicator of strategic confidence. Bouygues Telecom and BETC Paris designed the F.I.B. device to operate across the full year and across multiple product categories, a commitment that implies internal conviction about the creative idea's durability and audience appeal. The first broadcast on 25 June 2023, ahead of the July 2023 public launch, per corporate.bouyguestelecom.fr, reflects a phased media strategy consistent with a flagship brand platform rather than a product-specific push. The campaign's connection to the 'On est fait pour être ensemble' positioning, established in January 2020 per corporate.bouyguestelecom.fr, provides brand equity continuity while the new genre device refreshes the expression. In November 2023, Bouygues Telecom announced the 'Reconnectés' family digital-safety programme, per bouygues.com, demonstrating that the brand's focus on the quality and safety dimensions of digital life extended well beyond the campaign's initial flight. The Clapboard Score for 'What have we got?' is 59 out of 100, reflecting a campaign that executes its genre conceit with craft and strategic clarity but whose modular, platform-led ambition means individual executions carry as much weight as the overall system — a balance that the two launch films begin to establish without yet completing.
'What have we got?' is a 2023 advertising platform created by BETC Paris for Bouygues Telecom in France. It uses a crime-procedural parody format, centred on a fictional task force called the F.I.B., to dramatise everyday digital connectivity problems and present Bouygues Telecom's network and device solutions as expert remedies.
Vincent Lobelle directed both launch films. Lobelle worked through production company Iconoclast, bringing the visual discipline of genre television to domestic scenes of WiFi failure and smartphone insecurity, maintaining the tonal precision that the crime-procedural parody format requires to function as comedy.
BETC Paris created the campaign. The agency team included Chief Creative Officer Stéphane Xiberras, Executive Creative Director Olivier Aumard, Art Director Aurélie Scalabre and Copywriter Olivier Mille, with strategic planning by Claire Bayet and production oversight by Creative Producer Sébastien Lintingre.
'What have we got?' extends Bouygues Telecom's 'On est fait pour être ensemble' brand platform, first launched in January 2020. It shifts the platform's expression from emotional relationship storytelling toward humorous, genre-driven demonstrations of the connectivity and device-security solutions Bouygues Telecom provides to customers across France.
The two launch films focus on the Bbox Fibre WiFi 6E broadband box and smartphone security solutions. The platform is designed to accommodate multiple Bouygues Telecom product categories throughout the year, with the F.I.B. task force format providing a scalable creative structure for future executions across France.
The campaign receives a Clapboard Score of 59 out of 100. The score reflects strong genre craft and a coherent strategic rationale, balanced against the inherent challenge of a modular platform whose full effectiveness depends on the cumulative weight of executions beyond the two films released at launch.
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